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07/07/2016 - 12:08am
Cover to Thunder Boy Jr. by Sherman Alexie

“I hate my name!” shouts Thunder Boy Jr., a little boy who is named after his father. “People call him Big Thunder. That nickname is a storm filling up the sky,” he says of his dad. “People call me Little Thunder. That nickname makes me sound like a burp or a fart.”

06/30/2016 - 12:00am
Cover to Horrible Bear! by Ame Dyckman and Illustrated by Zachariah OHora

"Horrible Bear!" shouts a girl after her kite is destroyed by a slumbering beast. It was not intentional. Bear simply rolled over in his sleep, and the kite went CRUNCH!

This red-haired young lady is fuming though. She stomps back to her house, yelling the phrase over and over. Bear figures if he is going to be blamed for an accident, then maybe he should do something really horrible.

05/26/2016 - 1:19am
Robo-Sauce by Adam Rubin and Daniel Salmieri

Robo-Sauce is a strange and wondrous concoction. Its neon-orange glow hints at limitless possibilities. Oh, you've never had the pleasure of seeing this extraordinary mixture in action? Well, prepare to be robotomized!

04/14/2016 - 3:50am
I Don't Like Koala by Sean Ferrell and Charles Santoso

"I Don't Like Koala," declares young Adam upon opening his stuffed present. Who can blame him? The marsupial's eerie yellow eyes seem to follow his owner wherever he goes.

This is often the case with stuffed animals. What may be cute and cuddly to one person comes off as creepy to another. Koala's looks are just the beginning, though. Adam tries to hide his toy around the house. Every morning he wakes up to find the creature . . . right next to him.

01/07/2016 - 3:09am
Shh! We Have A Plan by Chris Haughton

A hunting party tiptoes through the dark woods, nets in hand. They spot their quarry, a beautifully colored bird, resting on a branch. The littlest member of the group greets the bird, but the others hush him. "Shh! We Have A Plan."

12/03/2015 - 2:44am
I Will Chomp You! by Jory John and Bob Shea

"I Will Chomp You!" growls a pointy-toothed beast. Either stop turning the pages of the book he lives inside of, or else there will be dire consequences. His teeth may be jagged and sharp, but he seems more chump than chomp.  

Accuracy is thankfully not one of our monster's strengths. Every CHOMP attempt ends up just missing us. Whew!

11/19/2015 - 2:35am
Goodnight Already! by Jory John & Benji Davies

In Goodnight Already, Bear prepares for a long sleep, but his coffee-guzzling neighbor Duck knocks on the door. It appears that this quacker is more of a night owl. Duck tries to convince the exhausted bear to take part in all sorts of activities.

As fun as making smoothies and starting a band might be, perhaps Duck should have called ahead. Our berobed bear is growing grumpier by the second as Duck lists all of the ingredients he will need to borrow in order to bake cookies.

11/12/2015 - 2:30am
I Ain't Gonna Paint No More by Karen Beaumont

When mom discovers the living room dripping with every imaginable color, she quickly determines the culprit and hides the art supplies. Her son exclaims, "I Ain't Gonna Paint No More!" Easier said than done.

One cannot simply quit creativity. Our protagonist reclaims his tools of expression. This time though, he is going to be the canvas. Things are about to get messy!

10/23/2015 - 9:45am
Jumpy Jack & Googily by Meg Rosoff and Sophie Blackall

Jumpy Jack & Googily are a real odd couple. One is a giant snail who happens to be dreadfully frightened of monsters. The other is, well, Jack's best friend! Despite Googily's sharp teeth, pointy ears, and appalling style of dress, these two are inseparable.

10/08/2015 - 12:09am
It's Only Stanley by Jon Agee

When a strange noise interrupts the Wimbledon family's sleep, father Walter goes to check. "It's only Stanley," he says. The family dog is howling at the moon. Everyone returns to the slumber, but the interruptions do not stop.

A clanking sound turns out to be Stanley hammering at the oil tank in the basement. A strange odor from the kitchen leads to the dog cooking catfish stew. Stanley appears to accomplish more in a single night than most people do in a whole week!

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