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10/02/2017 - 1:49pm
Pete the Cat and the Cool Cat Boogie

Pete the Cat is learning a new dance—the COOL CAT boogie! Pete knows he can dance, but once his friends come along show them their dance moves, Pete thinks his moves are bad. 

"Dancing is like magic!" Pete says. "When I hear a groovy beat, I'm full of happy in my feet! I won't give up! I love to dance. Let me give it one more chance."

Pete repeats this mantra every time he feels like giving up. Eventually, Wise Old Owl tells Pete, "It doesn't matter how you move, as long as you are being you!"

10/02/2017 - 1:55pm
The Adventures of Captain Underpants: The First Epic Novel

This readalike is in response to a customer's book-match request. If you would like personalized reading recommendations, fill out the book-match form and a librarian will email suggested titles to you. Available for adults, teens, and kids. You can browse the book matches here.

The Adventures of Captain Underpants: The First Epic Novel by Dav Pilkey
When George and Harold hypnotize their principal into thinking that he is the superhero Captain Underpants, he leads them to the lair of the nefarious Dr. Diaper, where they must defeat his evil robot henchmen. (catalog summary)

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie is an upcoming 2017 American family film based on the children's novel. The film is being produced by DreamWorks Animation and Scholastic Entertainment with animation production provided by Mikros Image. It is being directed by David Soren, written by Nicholas Stoller, and stars the voices of Ed Helms, Kevin Hart, Nick Kroll, Thomas Middleditch, Jordan Peele and Kristen Schaal. The film is scheduled to be released on June 2, 2017, in 3D and 2D in the United States. See the HD trailer below

10/02/2017 - 1:55pm
Everyone Loves Bacon

Nearly everyone loves bacon.

Bacon is sizzling with popularity. Egg loves bacon. Pancake loves bacon. Waffle loves bacon. French Toast doesn't like Bacon, but he doesn't like anyone.

10/02/2017 - 1:56pm
Dragons Love Tacos 2: The Sequel by Adam Rubin

Everyone knows dragons love tacos. After all, there was a book written about it.

But now, the world has RUN OUT of tacos! What are the taco-loving dragons going to do?

04/13/2017 - 2:12am
Not Quite Narwhal by Jessie Sima

Kelp is a narwhal. At least, he thinks he is.

He can't swim as strongly as the other narwhals. He doesn't like the yucky seafood they like to eat. And his tusk is way too short! But his friends don't mind. 

03/02/2017 - 8:58am
CRRL Guest Picks: Principal Harold Morton

March's guest reader is a longtime educator with very local roots. Harold Morton has been the principal of Salem Elementary School for 15 years. He enjoys sports, movies, and school, and he says the best parts of his day are greeting students as they arrive at school and reading bedtime stories to his daughters at night.

02/01/2017 - 12:05pm
Mother Goose Gets A Boost! Grow A Reader Workshop

Attention, teachers and caregivers of preschoolers and kindergartners. Learn how to promote motor, music, social, and pre-literacy skills by incorporating creative activities into your classroom routines. Join us at our latest Grow a Reader workshop. 

Tuesday, February 21, 2017, 7:00-9:00 at the England Run Library
Snow date:  February 28th, 2017, 7:00-9:00

Sign-up begins February 1. Call 540-899-1703, and ask for the Youth Services Desk.

Want to learn more about our Grow A Reader program? It's all about early learning and getting ready to read. We have great resources for you here

01/31/2017 - 12:47pm
2017 Youth Media Award Winners

The ALSC (Association for Library Service to Children) media awards are announced every January during the American Library Association Midwinter Meeting. Read about the winners and honorable mentions below. The Youth Media Awards, announced in January include several awards for teen literature as well. 
 

2017 Newbery Medal Winner

The Newbery Medal is awarded for the most outstanding contribution to children's literature the previous year.
 

The Girl Who Drank the Moon
The Girl Who Drank the Moon
 by Kelly Barnhill 

Every year, the people of the Protectorate leave a baby as an offering to the witch who lives in the forest. They hope this sacrifice will keep her from terrorizing their town. But the witch in the forest, Xan, is kind and gentle. She shares her home with a wise Swamp Monster named Glerk, and a Perfectly Tiny Dragon, Fyrian. Xan rescues the abandoned children and delivers them to welcoming families on the other side of the forest, nourishing the babies with starlight on the journey. One year, Xan accidentally feeds a baby moonlight instead of starlight, filling the ordinary child with extraordinary magic. The acclaimed author of The Witch's Boy has created another epic coming-of-age fairy tale destined to become a modern classic.

 

01/26/2017 - 12:20am
Cover to Have You Seen Elephant? by David Barrow

“Ready or not, here I come!”

It’s the familiar call of Hide and Seek. Children know and love the game, and even adults remember the thrill of hearing friends count to ten before coming to find them. In Have You Seen Elephant? by debut author and illustrator David Barrow, a young boy and his elephant spend an afternoon playing the classic game. Elephant tells the boy before they start playing: “I must warn you, I’m very good.” And he’s not lying. As the two friends play, the reader sees Elephant hide in delightfully obvious places . . . but the boy cannot find him. A young child will have a blast finding Elephant at the turn of every page. Have You Seen Elephant? is the perfect story to read one-on-one with a child or with a group. It is sure to generate giggles!

02/21/2017 - 1:17pm
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

This readalike is in response to a customer's book-match request. If you would like personalized reading recommendations, fill out the book-match form, and a librarian will email suggested titles to you. Available for adults, teens, and kids. You can browse the book matches here.

The Bad Beginning (Book One in A Series of Unfortunate Events) 
This series chronicles the unfortunate lives of the Baudelaire children: Violet, 14; Klaus, The Bad Beginning 12; and the infant, Sunny. In Bad Beginning, their parents and possessions perish in a fire, and the orphans must use their talents to survive as their lives move from one disastrous event to another. Surrounded by dim-witted though well-meaning adults, the Baudelaires find themselves in the care of their evil relative, Count Olaf, a disreputable actor whose main concern is getting his hands on the children's fortune. (Library Journal)

In January 2017, the movie and television Internet streaming channel Netflix released A Series of Unfortunate Events, an eight-episode series, developed by Mark Hudis and Barry Sonnenfeld. It stars Neil Patrick Harris as Count Olaf, Patrick Warburton as Lemony Snicket, Malina Weissman as Violet Baudelaire, Louis Hynes as Klaus Baudelaire, K. Todd Freeman as Mr. Poe, and Presley Smith as Sunny Baudelaire. The first season follows the first four books in the series: The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, The Wide Window, and The Miserable Mill. The next season will continue with book five, The Austere Academy

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