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12/03/2015 - 2:44am
I Will Chomp You! by Jory John and Bob Shea

"I Will Chomp You!" growls a pointy-toothed beast. Either stop turning the pages of the book he lives inside of, or else there will be dire consequences. His teeth may be jagged and sharp, but he seems more chump than chomp.  

Accuracy is thankfully not one of our monster's strengths. Every CHOMP attempt ends up just missing us. Whew!

11/19/2015 - 2:35am
Goodnight Already! by Jory John & Benji Davies

In Goodnight Already, Bear prepares for a long sleep, but his coffee-guzzling neighbor Duck knocks on the door. It appears that this quacker is more of a night owl. Duck tries to convince the exhausted bear to take part in all sorts of activities.

As fun as making smoothies and starting a band might be, perhaps Duck should have called ahead. Our berobed bear is growing grumpier by the second as Duck lists all of the ingredients he will need to borrow in order to bake cookies.

11/12/2015 - 2:30am
I Ain't Gonna Paint No More by Karen Beaumont

When mom discovers the living room dripping with every imaginable color, she quickly determines the culprit and hides the art supplies. Her son exclaims, "I Ain't Gonna Paint No More!" Easier said than done.

One cannot simply quit creativity. Our protagonist reclaims his tools of expression. This time though, he is going to be the canvas. Things are about to get messy!

10/23/2015 - 9:45am
Jumpy Jack & Googily by Meg Rosoff and Sophie Blackall

Jumpy Jack & Googily are a real odd couple. One is a giant snail who happens to be dreadfully frightened of monsters. The other is, well, Jack's best friend! Despite Googily's sharp teeth, pointy ears, and appalling style of dress, these two are inseparable.

10/08/2015 - 12:09am
It's Only Stanley by Jon Agee

When a strange noise interrupts the Wimbledon family's sleep, father Walter goes to check. "It's only Stanley," he says. The family dog is howling at the moon. Everyone returns to the slumber, but the interruptions do not stop.

A clanking sound turns out to be Stanley hammering at the oil tank in the basement. A strange odor from the kitchen leads to the dog cooking catfish stew. Stanley appears to accomplish more in a single night than most people do in a whole week!

10/01/2015 - 3:05am
Please, Mr. Panda by Steve Anthony

A panda bear is on a mission of manners in Please, Mr. Panda. When he offers a variety of creatures a doughnut from his box, they all act like... well, animals.

05/11/2016 - 2:19pm
Don't Play with Your Food! by Bob Shea

A fearsome, orange monster named Buddy is on a bunny-hunting rampage in Don't Play with Your Food! Though he towers over his unsuspecting prey, Buddy has trouble with his follow-through. These quick-witted bunnies distract him from his mission with irresistible activities such as baking cupcakes and visiting the carnival!

09/17/2015 - 2:56am
The Skunk by Mac Barnett and Illustrated by Patrick McDonnell

The Skunk shows up on a man's doorstep just as he is leaving for a night at the opera. Careful not to disturb the creature, the man quietly sneaks around his doorstep and begins walking. The skunk follows.

08/20/2015 - 12:40pm
Don't Push the Button by Bill Cotter

"Don't Push the Button!" exclaims a purple creature named Larry in Bill Cotter's tempting picture book. Despite this rule, even Larry seems pretty intrigued by what would happen if someone were to touch that big, red button. No one is looking, so maybe we should give it a try.

With the push of a button and the turn of the page, Larry turns completely yellow! Another push and he is covered in polka dots. A third try leads to two Larrys on the same page. After that, things become even stranger.

11/09/2015 - 2:47pm
Road Trip! Family-Friendly Audiobooks for the Long Haul

Summer is here, and with those long, hot days comes the warm-weather institution of the family road trip. Be your children in car seats or high school, an annual dog pile into the minivan can often signal the beginning of summer vacation. This year, avoid a family sing-along to the Frozen soundtrack* by checking out an all-ages-friendly audiobook that will keep everyone entertained.

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