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Jokes

10/03/2017 - 11:22am

Like to hear jokes? Like to tell them? People have riddled for fun throughout history and all across the world. From Africa to Spain to Russia, brainteasers and jokes rule. Always have. Today, you can't keep a good joke to yourself. They're everywhere: in books, on cereal boxes, even sometimes on popsicle sticks.

Riddle Me This!
Here's a selection of fun jokes to try with your friends:

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste

Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems!

What do you call two bananas?
Slippers

What bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!

What goes up and down but does not move?
Stairs

What would bears be without bees?
Ears

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

Find more funny jokes, punny jokes, riddles and knock-knocks both online and in the library with our jokes resource list. There's also advice for aspiring comedians!

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