Ha-Ha! Jokes for You

Like to hear jokes? Like to tell them? People have riddled for fun throughout history and all across the world. From Africa to Spain to Russia, brainteasers and jokes rule. Always have. Today, you can't keep a good joke to yourself. They're everywhere: in books, on cereal boxes, even sometimes on popsicle sticks.

Riddle Me This! Here's a selection of fun jokes to try with your friends:

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste

Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems!

What do you call two bananas?
Slippers

What bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!

What goes up and down but does not move?
Stairs

What would bears be without bees?
Ears

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

Find more funny jokes, punny jokes, riddles and knock-knocks both online and in the library with our jokes resource list. There's also advice for aspiring comedians!

You may know a lot of jokes, but how are you on delivery - making them sound funny? This book has jokes, sure, but it also has how to tell them, plus, 50 magic tricks to add to your act so you can "amaze & entertain" friends and family.

Jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun food facts.

Lots of jokes from late-night comedian Jay Leno, along with advice for kids who are interested in becoming professional comics.

More than 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and puns--along with advice for doing stand-up from famous comedians.

You can never have too many knock-knock jokes! And this set comes with funny photos.

These silly jokes rhyme! "What does a mallard drive around town? A duck truck, of course."

Add a sprinkling of spooky fun to your jokes.

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